Before Keeping the Pounds off,
The Twelve Days of Christmas
went something like this:
(Sing to the Tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, overeating gave to me -
Twelve - months of Dreading
Eleven - types of Cookies
Ten - minutes to eat them
Nine - different cheese balls
Eight - and ate and ate
Seven - 'sample servings
Six - sizes in my closet
Five - types of dip . . . . .
Four - Aches and pains
Three - stomach cramps
Two - bottles of Rolaids
And a scale waiting in the bathroom for me . . . .
What song could you re-write to describe your pre-keeping the pounds off holiday over-indulgences?
Jane~
1 comments:
8 ate and ate. Got a little ab work with that.
I would not change a word of that beauty. Esp. the cookies and time to eat them. Hardy har. So true.
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