Sunday, December 11, 2011

Introducing the 12 Days of Christmas Eating Song

Before Keeping the Pounds off, 
The Twelve Days of Christmas 
went something like this:
(Sing to the Tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, overeating gave to me -

Twelve - months of Dreading

Eleven - types of Cookies

Ten - minutes to eat them

Nine - different cheese balls

Eight - and ate and ate

Seven - 'sample servings

Six - sizes in my closet

Five - types of dip . . . . . 

Four - Aches and pains

Three - stomach cramps

Two - bottles of Rolaids

And a scale waiting in the bathroom for me . . . .

What song could you re-write to describe your pre-keeping the pounds off holiday over-indulgences?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

8 ate and ate. Got a little ab work with that.

I would not change a word of that beauty. Esp. the cookies and time to eat them. Hardy har. So true.