|not my sticky fingers|
Thieves Swipe 5 Tons of Nutella
The Associated Press Apr 8, 2013, 7:15 AM
These thieves might really have sticky fingers! Police said Monday an unknown number of culprits made off with 5 metric tons (5.5 tons) of "Nutella" chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer in the central German town of Bad Hersfeld over the weekend. The gooey loot is worth an estimated 16,000 euros ($20,710).
I can account for my whereabouts and I was never near the place! Even in a sugar-seeking rage where I was eating out of the container I never hijacked a trailer. When they do catch the culprit I hope they will get treatment for what must be one hell of a chocolate/sugar addiction.